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第九章表姐来支招了(第2页)

华诤忙道:

“没什么,没什么。”

“it’soktohavesex,matty,youdon’thavetolie.igetit——youareagrown-up,youareinarelationship,youhavesex.that’swhatpeopledo.hey,ibetyourgirlfriendmustbereallyawesometokeepyouthatlong.”

华诤连连朝表姐摇手:

“wedidn’thavesex.we’veneverhadsex.”

“whaaaat?!”

cindy看华诤的眼神,让华诤觉得自己就像来自侏罗纪世界的恐龙。

“youserious?”

“yeah.whywouldiliesomethingaboutthat?”

华诤顿了顿,既然表姐这么光明磊落,他也不想做个萎缩怕事的人,便露出一个无奈的苦笑,坦白道:

“althoughireallywantto.tobehonest,it’skillingme!youknow,thewholenosexthing.”

“soyouarehot?”

“whatdoyouexpect?i’veneverhadsexinmyentirelife.lookatme,sis.!i’malwayshot!ok?however,mygirlfriend,she’stooshy.idon’twanttoscareheroff.”

cindy深感自己和这个表弟在文化上的差异鸿沟深深,两人根本鸡同鸭讲:

“hey,matty,sweety,look,yougottahavesexwithyourgirlfriend,yougottahavewildsexwithyourgirlfriend——that’swhatboyfriendsdo.that’swhatwouldkeepyourgirlfriendcloser.icanensureyouthatyouarenottheonlyonewho’shot.womenhaveneeds.”

“really?”

cindy翻了一个“那还用说”的白眼,把脚放下来,正襟危坐,好像要准备谈什么事关国计民生的国家大事:

“i’magirl,right?i’vehadboyfriends.igotasayinthisstaff.yougottabelieveme,matty,markmywords——womenhaveneeds.justgoandmeettheneeds.makeyourwomanhappy.”

华诤觉得表姐背后放着万道金光——简直就是上天派来拯救他的天使!

“butidon’tknowhowtobringitup.ilovemygirlfriendtoomuch.idon’twant...”

“wowwow”

cindy双掌向外,像在推着什么东西:

“waitaminute,matty,mathew,mattwa.waitaminute!yousaidaaayouloveher?areyousure?loveisabigword.wedon’tuseitunlesswereallyfeelit.”

“yeah.ican’tbemoresure.iloveher.eversincethefirsttimeisawher,i’vebeenfallinglovewithher.actually,asdaysgoby,iloveherevenmore.look,sheisthesweetestgirli’veeverseen.ifanything,i’mhopelesslyanddesperatelyinlovewithher.”

cindy脸绷紧了,眼珠子在瞪大的眼眶中转了转:

“wow,ok.loudandclear.great.goodforyou,matty!goodforyou.soyouareinlove.doessheloveyouback?”

提这一茬,华诤有点黯然神伤,耸耸肩:

“well,iguessnot.idon’tthinkso.”

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